Definitions by thatonewhitedude

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

Anti-Functional by thatonewhitedude August 16, 2019

Joshua Walcott Disease 

When a person of age of 12-19 won’t shut up about getting married to their partner at a young age

“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”

Joshua Walcott Disease by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019