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geek nerd 

a person with very insecure ways about him or herself - a scaredy cat or a square-lives by the book-and last but not least make's the supreme chosing of books over booze, nature over narcotics, and friendship with no benefits plan.

~see "momma's boy"
"Were tired of Pauls shit, we tried to set him up with those two freak ass hoes" and he said "em~No! and ran like a little girl himself" - geek nerd - then we said "yo' Paul, hit this shit man" and he said "drugs is bad for your body, I think ill be going now, and ran" - GEEK NERK - "then we tried to get to throw some dice, cause we were gonna hustle the little bitches money and kick his ass in an alley, and he said "you gambling at your age is illegal, im calling a police officer of the law on all of you" and then ran.

D-E-A-D- -G-E-A-K- -N-E-R-D-
geek nerd by D February 13, 2004
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turbo nerd

the worst diss of all time and the only diss i use when i am talkin to my friends... so basically it means ur gay
Ruben ur such a forkin turbo nerd.

duck head nerd 

duck head nerd by Philip March 18, 2005

Food Nerd 

One who knows about the latest restaurant in town and has basic knowledge of it's menu selection. They brag about the newest restaurants and the latest apps. These 'foodies' also tend to have the latest app that tells them about the latest restaurant. Typically they're overweight and use overpriced restaurant entrees to temporarily quell their inadequacies and loneliness.
Michelle: Have you been to Johnny Cocks yet??
You: Um, nah..I dont really know where that is.
Michelle: OMG, you HAVE to go! That place is amazing! They serve a dish called 'shit on a shingle' and it's revolutionary
You: Ok, sounds good I guess...but I'm saving my money for some new running shoes. I'm not really a Food Nerd so I guess I'm not hip to those new places that last a few months.
Michelle: Oh.
Food Nerd by itakepwnership May 25, 2014

half nerd 

Someone who, despite possessing physical characteristics and intellect of a nerd, has nicer personality, better hygeine, fewer enemies, and better grades because of their focus on school instead of the internet, sci-fi fan clubs, the lord of the rings, or matheletes. They rarely have close friends, but are respected by most and tend to be gennerally pleasant.
Bill Gates, Alan Greenspan, Warren Buffet, Albert Einstein, and this one kid in my biology class are all half nerds.
half nerd by Jonzo the Weasel January 10, 2006

og kempster nerd 

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.
Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classic OG kempster nerd