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mexican moustache 

A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
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moustache 

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff
yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O
moustache by Neil November 15, 2004

Pubic Moustache 

A beard of Mexican origin which has yet to fully bloom into one of a man.
Jamilio has a dirty pubic moustache he should shave it before somebody sees him.
Pubic Moustache by Jay Mad February 12, 2008

moustache 

something black and hairy above ur lips
Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!
moustache by sushil elias February 9, 2005

Chrismas Moustache 

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.
I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"
Chrismas Moustache by dlg67 July 26, 2009

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.
I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!
MILF moustache by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

Hot Morning Moustache 

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache