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Eyebrowlysis 

Eyebrowlysis (Adj): A certain health condition/ hazard in which one finds themselves engulfed by an undergroomed massacre of thick layered eyebrows that lash out and can cause temporary blindness and uncontrolled behavior.
Charlie Shean's showing some real signs of eyebrowlysis!
Eyebrowlysis by MDC2011 March 11, 2011

eyebrow stamp 

The laziest way to put on eyebrow makeup.
1st person: What's up wit ya eyebrows guh.
2nd person: Tryin out dis new eyebrow stamp.
eyebrow stamp by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

Long eyebrow boi 

Master Bing Bong Fallon - aka James fallon the longest eyebrow boi I know ;)

Long eyebrow boi is used to define a masculine man with a feminine long brow with a manly arch

Beware of these boys as they will call you elbows - meaning Nicole who has two elbows sadly
Master Bing Bong : sends haircut pic during quarantine*

Elbows: wow!!!! That’s a long eyebrow boi 😳

Master Bing Bong: shut up elbows 😠

eyebrowed 

To make someone angry. Or to be angry.
You got Jeff eyebrowed, eating the last jolly rancher.

Bitch wouldnt even jack me off, damn, I'm eyebrowed!
eyebrowed by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006

eyebrowl 

A rare, recessive X-linked genetic anomaly most commonly seen in trailer park inhabitants. The result is one eyebrow permanently raised creating a look of constant scowling, or disappointment. It is endemic in rural villages and the deep south, and exacerbated by family inbreeding.
Andrew: "Yo, look at Butch! He always looks so pissed off. Whats up his ass?"

Amanda: "Oh. That's just his eyebrowl."
eyebrowl by Drama Porn August 13, 2009

thick eyebrows 

if you have thick eyebrows you a stupid bitch who has no friends
look little rosie has thick eyebrows what a stupid bitch bet they have no friends
thick eyebrows by currybean12345 September 20, 2022