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eyebrowl 

A rare, recessive X-linked genetic anomaly most commonly seen in trailer park inhabitants. The result is one eyebrow permanently raised creating a look of constant scowling, or disappointment. It is endemic in rural villages and the deep south, and exacerbated by family inbreeding.
Andrew: "Yo, look at Butch! He always looks so pissed off. Whats up his ass?"

Amanda: "Oh. That's just his eyebrowl."
eyebrowl by Drama Porn August 13, 2009
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eyebrow raise 

This shows emotion or reaction. Some people can raise just one eyebrow!
The eyebrow raise is quite useful & can be fun & flirty.
eyebrow raise by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Shawn Eyebrows

Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.
Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"
Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014

Strong eyebrow game 

When someone's eyebrows are perfect in every way and can not be improved.
"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

rogue eyebrow 

An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.
I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.
rogue eyebrow by muonic March 23, 2010

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K
We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq