Toe Jam And Earl 

A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.

Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.

Toe Jam And Earl by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008

toejam & earl 

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

toejam & earl by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Dirty Earl 

A sexual act that takes place when a man has sex with a woman doggy style. Mid-coitus, he slides two thumbs into her anus and places a hand on either side of her face, giving her two sideburns.

Last night Jo Ellen said she wanted to mix things up, so I surprised her with a Dirty Earl.

Dirty Earl by CunningLinguist88 December 26, 2020

Pulling an Earl 

An employee who calls out another employee about a low work ethic, or sorry work ethic but then proceeds to sit on stool and do nothing while working

You know I just got out of the meeting about pulling an Earl, then Jerry proceeded to pull an Earl .

Pulling an Earl by Louie602 August 15, 2017

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here! 

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.

Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here! by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010

the earl 

one who "hovers" around (or over) others in a socially awkward manner. also can be someone who sucks horribly.

I was reading the newspaper when I put it down to get a drink and found the earl seated not two feet from my face, scratching his mid section violently

the earl by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021