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the cradle robber 

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth
Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber
the cradle robber by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

Cradle snatcher 

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug
wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher
Cradle snatcher by buggybug December 26, 2019

cradleable 

Cray-dull-a-bull. An adjective that describes when one fits well in the toned arms of another. The tailor fitted lover is of proper size and shape to suit and adapt well with the other involved counterpart participant.
Synonym: snuggly like a glove/condom
wife, you are so cradleable...
cradleable by becks of forever October 18, 2008

cradletot 

Cradletot is a common nickname for the act of bathing Gandhi (or any of his desecndants/followers) in a large bath of Indian mujitnos more commonly known as "tater tots" at a specified "sacred spot" in the Mojave desert in order to cleanse the body and soul of evil spirits before a hunger strike. Afterwards the "cradled" would continue to consume the "tots" as part of his/her last meal.
Bob is busy right now. He is engaged in a cradletot.
Dude, we totally jus cradletotted that guy.
Cradletots are cool.
cradletot by Phil the Philanthropist September 7, 2009

cradle kill 

a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.
Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.
cradle kill by bread infection December 8, 2009

Cradlekid 

Someone that is well known for robbing the cradle.
Eelke- Man we gotta do something about Jesse
Troy- Yeah I know..He's starting to make us look bad by
always chasing those younger girls..
Eelke- and guys..
Ricky-Yeah no joke..What a cradlekid..
Cradlekid by N@$H October 25, 2011