Santa Claus 

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus by Inferior April 22, 2020

sara claus 

sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.

did you hear about Bryce he pulled a real sara claus

sara claus by sara Claus November 12, 2020

Santa Claus 

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

Santa Claus by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

santa claus 

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

santa claus by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Santa Claus 

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.

1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!

Santa Claus by Clear Gram December 29, 2020

Corrigan Claus

The toughest boy ever who will make you happier than anyone else can ever, funniest mf there is

“corrigan claus is a 10/10 and funny”

Corrigan Claus by ayo?99 December 27, 2021

Santa Claus 

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.

Santa Claus is a pedophile.

Santa Claus by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022