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fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

Manser Fucked 

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
Manser Fucked by lgfucrew May 15, 2016

Yeh Nah Get Fucked 

A typical response to a mate who is asking you to do him a favour or something stupid.
Jim: Oi Bazza come crush some cones with us tonight g.
Baz: ..... Yeh Nah Get Fucked.
Jim: Righto cunt.
Yeh Nah Get Fucked by ozzonic November 28, 2018

Brain Fuckler 

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.
Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
Brain Fuckler by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

cunts fucked

wats wrong with ya car?? CUNTS FUCKED
cunts fucked by aussiehick August 13, 2011

you fucked up my face

The famous quote in Hunt Down The Freeman said by Mitchell Shephard to Adam before killing him