Triple OJ 

A level of anger that rises slightly above beating the family dog for no reason. Symptoms include punching walls, breaking household items, swinging of items like golf clubs and baseball bats, and other ridiculously violent acts. Often brought on by things viewed as unfair, and ending in things viewed as illegal, or jail-time.

After finding out his girlfriend cheated on him with his brother, he went triple oj, which started at smashing plates and windows, and ended with him burning down his brothers house.

Triple OJ by ohhwhatnow23 October 16, 2010

kush & OJ 

When you wake up and smoke a big bag of weed right before breakfast. Term was made popular by Wiz Khalifa's rap album Kush & Orange Juice.

Vinny: "Ayyo T whats on the menu today?"
T: "Kush & OJ as always brotha."

kush & OJ by Taylor_Gang_OrDie January 19, 2011

Full OJ

1. To Murder Two People

2. To sway a jury by building a wild and plausible conspiracy claiming that the system is corrupted

The Trump administration and the state news channel Fox have been going Full OJ on the American public since the start of the Mauler investigation to prevent Trump from being impeached in the event of damaging evidence coming to light

The authoritarian public servant managed to remain in power, despite shooting a man in 5th Avenue, by going full OJ on the masses and convincing his supporters that the Free Press was corrupt and needed to be replaced by state news

Full OJ by Yolo Brahzooie June 15, 2018

park like OJ 

To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.

Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.

I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.

park like OJ by charles allen March 1, 2008

an Oj Simpson 

it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it

guy 1: "so some asshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don't really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha"
guy 2: "man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one"

an Oj Simpson by lady_luck March 30, 2007

Pull an OJ 

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

Pull an OJ by David October 31, 2003

The OJ Look

When you act innocent but you guilty!

Ronald said he didnt bang that hooker, but we knew different because he had the OJ look.

The OJ Look by Sweet milky monkey April 22, 2017