Jesus Rollerblading Christ 

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

Jesus Rollerblading Christ by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ 

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ by thinknic November 1, 2008

What the christ 

Similar to "What the hell" and "What the fuck". Usually said in frustration.

"What the christ is wrong with you!?!?"

What the christ by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006

Dirty Chrissy

When you get all the ingredients for a home made chicken noodle soup and pour them in a bathtub and then your partner gets in and you ride them until adding the final ingredient.

Bro last night my girl gave me a dirty chrissy... I still smell like chicken noodle soup .

Dirty Chrissy by Yeroc April 12, 2020

Ron Chriss/Ron Christ 

There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.

Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety

There are no examples that illustrate the definition of Ron Chriss/Ron Christ respectably.

Ron Chriss/Ron Christ by Bob Huber Ph.D April 23, 2009

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014