Luke Malone 

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

Luke Malone by leave me malone October 10, 2018

Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.

I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.

Post malone by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018

Karl Malone 

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz

yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch

Karl Malone by coner April 4, 2003

Hot Carl Malone 

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

Hot Carl Malone by Tommy Em November 28, 2007

Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

Post Malone by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

Jigga malone

The Rap name Facebook gives you when your born on the 20th of December.

Yo have you heard that rapper, Jigga Malone.

Jigga malone by Jigga Malone November 5, 2016

Brandon malone 

A very weird kid that has the nickname ginger he also has a crush on Alex Crosby

Hey ginger!(Brandon Malone)

Brandon malone by Masonmessi10 December 1, 2016