freckles 

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.

As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.

freckles by Boogiepop July 3, 2006

freckle fucked 

One man or woman covered from fucking face to toe in freckles. Caused by gingeritis.

Carrot Top or Lindsay Lohan circa Parent Trap are totally freckle fucked

freckle fucked by Onebeebhill January 18, 2014

white freckle kid 

fucking Derek or just people who are named Derek

Derek is such a white freckle kid

white freckle kid by Junokuno April 21, 2019

Freckle Face

n., v. a sexual term where the guy/girl put his/her face behind the other person's ass. Then he/she will shart into his/her partner's face. The little specks of shit will scatter on to his/her face like freckles (hints the word freckle face). The person that sharted, then turns around and licks the shit off of the face.

n. - I love when my boy/girlfiend gives me the freckle face.

v. - She freckle faced me last night.

Freckle Face by Chuck R December 1, 2006

freckle monkey monday 

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..

Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"

freckle monkey monday by Jotomexican January 9, 2008

frecked 

A contraction of "food wrecked." When one has eaten so much that the food "wrecked" one's appetite and physical agility.

That pizza frecked me.

I was just chillen, but eating at that shitty buffet frecked me, so now I'm or what.

frecked by Frecker of Dreams December 8, 2010

Frecked 

State of Being. Portmanteau of the saying "Food Wrecked." Describes feeling so full from eating that one feels uncomfortable but happy with their decision.

Chinatown Buffet got me frecked.

Frecked by wordbringer1231313 December 8, 2010