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Social Progressivism 

Social Progressivism is the view that as time progress so should societal morality (from Wikipedia). Social progressives advocate for morality to be based on advancements in Science and philosophy, rather than religious dogma.
Social Progressivism is opposed to Social conservativism. While Social Conservativies advocated to keep slavery, Social progressives opposed it. Social progressives also campaigned for the right to vote for women. Today they advocate equal marriage and a women's right to choose.
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Progresstination 

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
progresstination progress procrastination slacking smoking
Progresstination by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Vegatarian progressive grindcore 

a heavy metal sub-genre containing veganism mixed with br00tal grindcore
scandinavian nu-metal: tadadada da da. vegatarian progressive grindcore!: tadadada da da.

Flo the Progressive Girl 

The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.
Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.

Progwessive

A pejorative political term for a for a liberal whose politics are stereotypically politically-correct, and, as advocates of the nanny state, appear weak and whiny; a bleeding heart liberal.
Progwessive tantrums about organic food, universal health care, and big government are turning America into a Nanny State.
Progwessive by LocalHoney June 18, 2011

Progression 

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
Progression by Meesch April 18, 2013

progressivism 

The rapid erosion of our most vital and important rights.

The destruction of freedom.

Society will collapse on itself and it is because of progressive types.
Look around you dumbfucks.Society is dilapidated and deteriorating rapidly.

It's YOUR fault.

How does that make you feel?

Feel proud?

You're killing us and helping the government take away our basic rights.