premature eclapulation

The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .

I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.

premature eclapulation by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015

Pregatory 

Combination of pregnant and purgatory. A place or state of being pregnant whereby the woman is tired of being pregnant but at the same time not ready to deliver and care for a baby.

While in her 3rd trimester, 60 lbs heavier, swollen ankles, bed rest, and recently lost her job, she was in the deep throes of pregatory.

Pregatory by shlac September 30, 2016

Premature Squeeze 

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

Premature Squeeze by NB44 October 4, 2017

premature geyser 

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

premature geyser by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017

Predact

The action of moving your goalkeeper in FIFA to predict where your opposition is going to shoot.

"HA! Get predacted, cock-sucker. I knew you'd shoot near-post you obvious cunt!"

"What a predaction, bitch! Nice finesse shot, shame I was standing far-post 3 hours before you did it."

Predact by dilshannn7 August 14, 2019

Preathing 

Preath in its verb form. Can be used when speaking of any action American footballers Tobin Heath and Christen Press did or currently do together, though there is usually a suggestive connotation. They could be standing next to each other simply breathing, but Preath fans would say that they are Preathing.

"Look at Tobin and Christen over there. They're totally Preathing out!"
"The November camp gives them many opportunities for Preathing."
"Look! They're eating at the same restaurant! They're Preathing!"
"When Tobin and Christen are Preathing, it's bittersweet because on one hand I'm like 'aww' and on the other hand I wish I had someone like that."

Preathing by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021