Combination of pregnant and purgatory. A place or state of being pregnant whereby the woman is tired of being pregnant but at the same time not ready to deliver and care for a baby.
While in her 3rd trimester, 60 lbs heavier, swollen ankles, bed rest, and recently lost her job, she was in the deep throes of pregatory.
A place or condition for an unbelievably attractive woman who got pregnant and therefore, undesirable to males seeking a one night stand or casual intercourse.
Dan: When I get back from Europe I'm going to ask out your friend, Jill.
Maria: that's so sweet of you! She hasn't had many dates since she got knocked up. Where are you taking her??
Dan: I'm not!! I didn't know she had a kid on the way -- she's officially in pregatory if you ask me!
Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romanticrelationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."
A cancel culture opportunist who participates in preying on people to ruin their lives and careers and reputation based on unverifiable rumors, hearsay, and slander. Often these people will take advantage of any kind of rumor specifically for people they don’t know or dislike. They get off on the social contagion of hurting an individual’s social standing as it makes them feel and look virtuous. They are social predators.
Alexis went out of her way to spread the slander and get people to cancel Jacob. She is a social predator.
Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.
A gay person, typically male, who goes after straight people despite knowing that they are straight. Tends to believe “there’s no such thing as a straight person” and “people will do anything for $20”. Tries to convert heterosexual people to homosexual people, giving the LGBTQ+ Community a bad reputation.
A adult who prays on small children using discord, telling them to do lude and sexual things. They will send nudes and will almost always be fat and retarded.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!