Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.

Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.

Friendbeneship by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013

friend zone virgin 

Someone who has never experienced the "friend zone" treatment from someone of the opposite sex, and is therefore ignorant to all aspects of the friend zone, and what comes with it.

Dude 1 a.k.a Friend Zone Virgin: Yo, that girl that ran up to you at the football game and hugged you, you tappin that?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm just friends with her, have been for a while.

Dude 1: WHY NOT DUDE?!?!

Dude 2: I asked for her phone number a while back so we could "hang out" and she wouldn't give it to me. I think it's what she had been planning all along, I should have realized it when she wanted to bring friends when we went to the movies...

Dude 1: I don't get it, she talks to you all the time, she obviously wants you!

Dude 2: Nevermind...*walks away*

friend zone virgin by Love Doctah December 8, 2009

friendzowned 

The exclamation made to one of your friends who has recently been put into the dreaded friend zone

Eric: "So I was talking to this girl the other night and she said I was a really good friend of hers."

Billy: "Man, you just got friendzowned!"

friendzowned by Guy who jsut got Friendzoned January 29, 2005

friendhole 

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

friendhole by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

friend zone passport 

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.

When are you going to finally ask Monica out?

Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.

Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.

friend zone passport by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

mutually assured friend zone 

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

mutually assured friend zone by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018

Friendnesia 

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.

Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."

Friendnesia by Word Johnson November 10, 2011