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Kerbal Space Program 

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
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Lost in space 

When a guys dick is so small it practically gets lost in your cooch.
Wow, I didn't know Jhon was so small. Last night we finally did it and he got lost in space.
Lost in space by x3 x3 December 18, 2005
The spatial interaction between the person using the ATM and the person standing first in line, who is wanting to use the ATM. (2) The minimal personal space between the person using the ATM and the person wanting to use the ATM. Minimum=2'
Get out of my ATM space while I am completing my transaction.
ATM space by Lucas June 25, 2004

Meat Space

noun
What gamer nerds use when referencing the “real world” during in-game chat.

Likens the real world to Myspace.

Most commonly used in the games Second Life and WoW.
"I met a girl today in meat space. I would have asked her out, but my quest log was full.”
Meat Space by FMohns January 12, 2009

safe space 

A Safe Space is a place where anyone can relax and be able to fully express, without fear of being made to feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, or unsafe on account of biological sex, race/ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, cultural background, religious affiliation, age, or physical or mental ability.
Wow, I can actually go to a safe space to talk about my controversial views about something without being told that I'm a faggot! Incredible!
safe space by knackatack November 19, 2016

In space, no one can hear you scream. 

This factual statement is a metaphor, which implies being alone, in danger, and in a seemingly hopeless situation.

It originally entered pop culture as the tag line on the Movie Poster for James Cameron's Alien (1979).

This statement is an oversimplification of fact. The vacuum of outer space transmits sound poorly; however, to scream, you need air, and thus others on your spaceship would hear you scream were you able.

This expression emphasizes the terrifying truth that we are truly alone when travelling through outer space. No help is nearby. You and your crew have to be self-reliant.

For its time, Alien was exceptionally scary and realistic, thus the expression is burnt in the American psychic with a sizable connotation of fear, hence the words are memorable to this day.
"Whatever you do, don't get stranded in outer space. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream."

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.
Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.
parking space by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015