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Irish Leg Warmer 

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
Irish Leg Warmer by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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Mississippi Leg Warmer 

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
Mississippi Leg Warmer by Yerran October 13, 2016

kentucky dick warmer 

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

Alabama Ass Warmer 

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

Natural Hand Warmer 

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
Natural Hand Warmer by shacka October 11, 2019

Rhode Island Neck Warmer 

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call
While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.
Rhode Island Neck Warmer by J-hem September 25, 2020