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Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
Muff Slush Surprise by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009
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Slushball 

A form of street ball where a deposit of mud behind the basket often leads to the ball and the players becoming covered in 'slush'.

This differs from regulation street basketball where slush is absent.
"Longy got a leg full of mud after that layup - he's probably not used to Slushball"

"Swining into the mud is an integral, but underused part of Slushball"
Slushball by The Stable Master August 5, 2012

slush buffalo 

A very unattractive, rather large woman that inhabits largely populated areas such as clubs or bars. She usually remains unseen until she locks onto her next prey victim and overpowers them, usually because the male chosen is much smaller or very drunk. She is a soar sight, an unpleasant smell, and a very raw taste to those who have been unlucky enough to witness this shocking experience personally.
"that slush buffalo better not come near me tonight, her gutter rat friend already nabbed Dave"
slush buffalo by Muzbooze August 28, 2009
pussy of a slime girl

term coined by sycne / sycneit on twitter
p1: i am an avid fan of slime girls and want some slussy
p2: lol
slussy by fawnako April 7, 2022
Close your eyes and think of the best thing ever in your life... now open, I bet you were thinking of slusher, the man of many talents.

A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.

Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.

Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
"Who is that guy?"

*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
Slusher by JackAuf April 25, 2023

Ghetto Slushie

(n.) Using snow and cola to make a slushie after a snow storm
We couldn't get to the seven eleven after the snow storm, so we just grabed some cola and snow and made a ghetto slushie.

Yo, just be careful not to use the yellow snow when making a ghetto slushie
Ghetto Slushie by Tower Dawg January 12, 2011