Scientific name for polar bear 

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

Scientific name for polar bear by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

bi-polar bear 

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

bi-polar bear by astrolad May 20, 2009

Porch polar bear 

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

Porch polar bear by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

Ruben polar bear by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

Rusty polar bear 

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

Rusty polar bear by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

Non-Polar Bear 

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.

Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.

Non-Polar Bear by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 March 2, 2023

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping 

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025