Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

Mosquito Cult by The gay child January 13, 2025

Mosquito Magnent 

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

Mosquito Magnent by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025

Neato Mosquito 

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”

Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

Neato Mosquito by Creepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 3, 2018

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Jersey Mosquito 

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies

the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.

Jersey Mosquito by The Deagle December 28, 2009

Circumcizing The Mosquito 

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

Circumcizing The Mosquito by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

brown mosquito 

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

brown mosquito by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014