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adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object
1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood
hearsed by buff.jacobs April 10, 2008

purple-headed monster 

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!
purple-headed monster by Jake March 25, 2004

Pumpkin Headed Twat 

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.
Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.
Pumpkin Headed Twat by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

nappy headed hos

The rutgers women basketball team as in Don Imas's point of view
that team is filled of nappy headed hos
nappy headed hos by matt112092 April 23, 2007
When you start to feel lightheaded after hitting a juul several times.
Joey: “Dude, I’m headed as fuck...”
Matthew: “You hit your juul like 9 times man... of course you are !”
Headed by Godfatherr September 9, 2018

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.
I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.