MTV Music Awards 

There is no fucking point in them handing out awards when no music is being played on their bullshit oxymoron station.

How many more fucking awards can Eminem win for his shitty music album. MTV Music Awards suck.

MTV Music Awards by my ears are bleeding September 30, 2003

darwin award 

the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?

i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one

darwin award by mr knowlage December 28, 2003

Singles Awareness Day 

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Singles Awareness Day by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007

Darwin Award 

An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.

How pathetic do you have to be to get disqualified for a Darwin Award?

Darwin Award by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

Single Awarness Day 

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.

Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."

Single Awarness Day by volleyballer_82 February 14, 2008

nacho hat award 

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.

He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any suitable recognition.

nacho hat award by Pengal May 30, 2008

The Dogma Award

A forever prestigious award given to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, and REMAINED CURIOUS in times of great competition. Only the most tenacious, gumptious and curious individuals can recieve the award.

Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.

Presentation follows a pattern thusly:

*Andrew, the accomplice, flashes lights*

Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*

The Dogma Award by NukeFalcon October 19, 2009