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Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
Christmas offense by Seshie January 11, 2009

Nose Offender 

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain
That girl is such a nose offender.
Nose Offender by hkz2345 November 17, 2015

Dick offender 

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.
Dick offender by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016

first offenders 

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
first offenders by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

Snitch offender 

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.
Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.
Snitch offender by bushlight September 28, 2017

habitchual offender 

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
habitchual offender by QuacksO January 7, 2019