Burkerig 

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.

The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.

Burkerig by Appleman69 April 19, 2010

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

borked by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

Berkeley bum 

Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:

a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...

b) I will take verbal abuse for change

among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.

These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.

They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.

Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?

Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?

Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.

Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.

Berkeley bum by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

get her bucked 

A Nothern ireland expression used by spides when urging eachother to have sex with a female and/or used as a direct initiation to sex

awww maate!, get her bucked like!
or
gis a buck at ye luv

get her bucked by Simo March 1, 2005

clive barkering 

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015

Birkencroc 

A combination of Crocs and Birkenstocks. The most unattractive yet deceptively comfortable footwear imaginable.

These Birkencrocs sure make running from the Fashion Mafia a hell of a lot more comfortable!

Birkencroc by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Bob Barker 

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.

"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler

Bob Barker by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004