Second Breakfast

To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast

Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean

Second Breakfast by bundleofsticks July 17, 2014

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break my finger (off) in his butt

(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).

I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.

If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.

break my finger (off) in his butt by TaNeaGrafika April 20, 2008

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breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

breaded veal cutlet by Le Zench April 25, 2009

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e-brake

A very useful tool in a front-wheel drive car. Allows the driver to slide around/drift when pulled at high enough speeds, and to keep the car in place when doing a burnout.

Dude 1: Dude, you can't drift this shit, it's FWD..
Dude 2: Yeah, but I can still e-brake around this corner!

e-brake by FlightofIcarus April 8, 2010

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i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

i need a break by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017

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morning breakfast

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

morning breakfast by Suijen September 26, 2005

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combo breaker

Reversal move used in Killer Instinct (Iconic mid-90s beat 'em up videogame) to stop your opponent in mid-combo (chained attacks). This reversal is punctuated by the announcer shouting "COMBO BREAKER!"

Orchid's legendary 48-hit combo can be broken using a COMBO BREAKER!

combo breaker by jaykhunter February 8, 2009

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