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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
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Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair
Every hotel got that sneako chair.
Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Gaming Chair 

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.
4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair
Gaming Chair by The_CX_Corruption August 11, 2018

chain chow 

Fast food, or the standardised meals of franchised restaurants.
Once you've grown accustom to restaurants offering European cuisine, the chain chow joints just don't cut it anymore.

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

Chainsaw fart 

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.
Chainsaw fart by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018