affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

affectionate-gesture menu by QuacksO December 28, 2024

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Negotiable affections

A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.

She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?"
"I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait."

In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.

Negotiable affections by dustyp June 9, 2020

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affictionato

A person who pretends to like or be a fan/supporter of something. The pretending needs to be obvious to others in order for the term to apply.

A person commenting to a friend about someone's obvious false affection for a band: "I am SO into Coldplay". The person making the claim would be an affictionato.

affictionato by vesuvian September 13, 2009