the pact is sealed 

What happens when the Death Knight seals the pact.

From warcraft iii.

THE PACT IS SEALED, NOOBELF,gtfo

the pact is sealed by Pow October 4, 2004

my lips are sealed 

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

my lips are sealed by The fondler March 30, 2007

jerk off stalefish 

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

jerk off stalefish by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Stoled Out 

When a store is out of something because someone has stolen all of it, not bought it.

I went to the store to buy some batteries, but they were stoled out.

Stoled Out by Fin Llama November 22, 2004

Stale

The opposite of fresh; Lacking freshness; Missing the certain freshness acquired by fresh clothes therefore being stale

Bob: "Man look at that guys kicks! They're so stale!"
Jim: "Yeah, they're not fresh at all"

Andy: "Man, you're so stale"
Larry: "Yeah I need to get some fresh new clothes..."

Stale by CS92 February 12, 2010

Stalefish 

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.

Stalefish by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

bathroom stalemate 

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

bathroom stalemate by TheRealIP September 26, 2013