penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex

"Honey, i think we had too much sex!Or maybe i pushed too hard! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help February 26, 2005

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009

Meeking

MEEKING - When a person gets upset with you for not tweeting them , liking their post , texting or calling them back . They tend to go on a rant about you , either telling all your business or making stuff up. For their effort they will be clowned relentlessly.

When Meek Mill tried to get publicity by trying to humiliate Drake with questionable facts about Drakes rap prowless. Drake in turn buried Meeks career while the rest of world laughed and ridiculed. Don't get caught meeking.

by Faith Justice September 7, 2015

Meeking

The act of boasting so much about something you plan to do, that you oversell the event to people. Then the delivery is so aggressively average or intensely disappointing, it hurts your reputation.

Tatakho: He would'a lost that beef even if Drake didn't reply bruh.
You: Why?..
Tatakho: He was Meeking...

by Mr_Ryt_Now September 17, 2015

lemon meringue pie

It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.

I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.

by BIGGYBIG99 March 22, 2010

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007

merkin sprite

Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).

Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.

While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.

I heard a Merkin Sprite singing the most beautiful song I have ever heard today near the river.

by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011