road chode 

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.

i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me

road chode by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

hairy chode 

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.

i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.

hairy chode by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

nipple chode 

A nipple that resembles a chode

haha look at owains nipples, they look like chodes growin on his man boobs

nipple chode by The_Reaper January 11, 2005

toad chode 

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

toad chode by Shuaman September 19, 2018

chief chubby chode 

some one who has a chode and looks like one also cuz they are so fat that they are wider than they are long.

robert is a chief chubby chode.

chief chubby chode by david March 21, 2004

esquire chode 

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

esquire chode by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

To Chode

To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.

Its time to chode!!!!

To Chode by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011