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Mask Theater 

Started after the coronavirus pandemic in 2020. It is characterized by wearing the mask just as a political statement and virtue signaling technique. People had been seen wearing their masks while they were by themselves driving the car and the windows closed. Politicians from around the world were seen on multiple occasions rushing and scrambling to get their masks own in front of press conference podium 20 seconds before being live on TV. President Biden had his mask on during a Zoom meeting with World Leaders few months after being inaugurated.

During the G-7 summit, some world leaders were seen masking despite all of them being fully vaccinated, taking photo-op while social distancing although moments later they were too close to one another. Some of the them were seen masking while standing in a room and then taking their masks off before sitting down.
Its all a shit show and everyone knows it.
- People wearing masks when there is not obvious reason to do that, why is that?
* Oh! This just a Mask Theater so they can feel self righteous.
Mask Theater by TrueVision20 June 29, 2021

8-bit Theater 

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.
Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.
8-bit Theater by David January 19, 2004

the corner in the movie theater 

The place where william likes to have sex

Weekend Theater 

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.
Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

The Movie Theater Effect 

A phenomena where a new business or service initially creates much excitement or popularity, followed by weeks of less business.
Person 1: Yo, do you think that the casino that just got table games is gonna be crowded the second weekend its been open?

Person 2: Na man, its the Movie Theater Effect. They were probably most crowded last weekend- this weekend they should be a lot less crowded.

8-Bit Theater 

One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.
1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!
8-Bit Theater by [Mon] February 16, 2005