Skeeter 

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

Skeeter by Norton1987 June 14, 2008

Skewered Ox 

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.

Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.

Skewered Ox by achaholic December 6, 2011

skeeter mosquiter 

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.

Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

skeeter mosquiter by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

skeeter teeter 

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

skeeter teeter by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

skeeter 

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

skeeter by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

Sheltered 

Someone who didn't trip acid when they were 16 years old

Your a sheltered little bitch

Sheltered by Bigpapajohnny September 1, 2017

Skittered

Under the influence of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-chloroamphetamine.

Man, sleeping feels great. I've been so skittered I haven't been able to get any shuteye at all!

Skittered by Orion MacAfee December 29, 2009