Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

Face like a kicked-in shit can by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Go and take your face for a shit! by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face with a shit-pistol by AMARZ November 8, 2006

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

monkey face piece of shit 

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

monkey face piece of shit by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Take your face for a shit by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023