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cookie brain 

When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies
Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.

Person 2: sleep dep?

Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.
cookie brain by Zipline Pro December 16, 2010

Want a cookie? 

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
Want a cookie? by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

monster cookie pinwheel 

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

Dutch Cookie 

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head
"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."
Dutch Cookie by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

Cookie-Down 

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.
You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.
Cookie-Down by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020