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Battle of the bulge 

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it
hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge
Battle of the bulge by Alan man April 19, 2022

George's Bulge 

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
George's Bulge by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

Battle of the Bulge 

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
Battle of the Bulge by istvq April 29, 2024

Lacking in the bulge 

When you have a dick that’s not very big compared to other guys
Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
Lacking in the bulge by みすりす December 27, 2024

Go to buggery 

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.
Go to buggery by zmp February 10, 2005

Buggerance Factor 

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
Buggerance Factor by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019