barackin' 

Righteous, cool, hot. All that is desirable, heavily suggested or approved. Originates from the first name of a certain charismatic Illinois senator running for the Democratic presidential nomination.

1. That new Common CD is Barackin!
2. That Patek is Barackin'!

barackin' by Netsoh August 17, 2007

barking spider 

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

barking spider by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

barking frogs by ATXD March 5, 2008

Barracking Obama 

The practice of heavily criticising and scapegoating the current US president Barry Soetoro as the second-coming-of Christ media bullshit about him evaporates and people realise he is a puppet of Wall Street and the military industrial complex, and a worse sellout than Bush

Where is this change we can believe in? the economy is collapsing and all they offered us was a Negro With Platitudes.

Hey careful, you're really barracking Obama there.

Barracking Obama by GreggyTah December 5, 2010

Bayou Barking Spider 

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

Bayou Barking Spider by Levi W. June 23, 2008

blacking out 

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel

I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.

blacking out by -___________- January 15, 2008

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).

"I don't have Baracknophobia. He's a Muslim!"--Anonymous Grandmother

Baracknophobia by JohnJF June 20, 2008