Douche Baguette 

A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.

Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.

Douche Baguette by Dr. Random May 20, 2009

Katie baguette 

A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them

Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!

Katie baguette by Lcs finest September 2, 2014

Nutella Baguette 

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

Nutella Baguette by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

big baguette 

A Big baguette is an abnormally sized pieces of grain when approaching a large baguette take precautionary measures if all else fails call your uncle Ricardo and tell him to get a green-card and a jib before trump deports him because us Americans hate the Mexican culture - D_erds

I saw a big baguette the other day, now my uncle Ricardo ignores me!

big baguette by D_erds May 26, 2017

Salt my own baguette 

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"

Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.

Salt my own baguette by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020

rice baguette 

Originally created as a derrogatory term directed towards half french, half chinese children. Developped by two dope-ass scientists (T-Ba and K-Ro). "rice baguette" may also be used to describe a baguette that is made mainly from rice. This reduces the fat content and the cholesterol and carbs. The only people interested in these coincidentally are rice baguettes themselves because they are insecure and think they are fat.

His dad is from china and his mom is from france so he is a rice baguette.

Could u pass the rice baguettes please?

rice baguette by Bob October 13, 2004

douche baguette 

A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.

While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.

douche baguette by TGNpancake June 2, 2009