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A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
Zort by Ron493 July 1, 2020
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Yo dude I’m about to Zort
Zort by Smelly zort June 29, 2020
Yo I will be back, I’m gonna go Zort
Zort by Soulessyt June 28, 2025
To seize uncontrollably for a brief amount of time, usually less than a second, for literally no reason. People who are known to zort often become so accustomed to it that they don't even realize when they zort. This leads to people thinking that they are tweaking out.
A: *zorts*
B: What was that? Are you cold or something? Why did you do that?
A: What did I do? I didn't do anything. It was probably just a zort.
B: What.
Zort by SuperDK09 March 1, 2026
A child entertainer who's lost his kit
Whitehouse-"McGuire , wheres Ur kit"
Zortz Mcguire-"dunno sir"
zortz by Shaq-deisel March 7, 2021
A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009