If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! 

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

you're a hoot 

Someone that does something funny, or does something out of the ordinary, and then is commented to or about with the entry. The results may be viewed as being anything from wierd to hilarious.

You're a hoot, you ought to be on Comedy Central.

you're a hoot by Junny May 11, 2006

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

i wish you were a horse by crippus1 March 28, 2009

You're a Hooker 

When some one tells you that you are a hooker this is what you yell. With the phrase 'so go fuck you're self bitch!' following straight after.

Jenna: why would you say that?
Liza: because you are a hooker.
Jenna: YOU'RE A HOOKER!! SO GO FUCK YOU'RE SELF BITCH!!!!!! -stomps off-

You're a Hooker by umm... me? October 21, 2008

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink 

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink by brucelennon August 21, 2016

When you're on a horse 

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

When you're on a horse by Gore finger February 2, 2022

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019