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Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
Wonking by Chadbing September 3, 2012
Related Words
1. I'm just winging it.
2. I was totally winging that.
Winging by Ninja Shirley June 22, 2011

All out winging it 

When someone does an important project or something they forgot about last minute. This generally involves making it look better than it actually is.
Jason: Dude did you do the project?
Mason: Oh hell im all out winging it.

Jason: good luck getting a B.
The act of getting with someone that one finds attractive of the same or the opposite sex.
"Betty, who you wooging?"
"Oh, I'm not wooging anyone."
Wooging by wev1 March 6, 2013

Dark Winging It 

To have unprotected sex, made famous by Dark Wing Duck's catch phrase "Let's get dangerous".
I was dark winging it last night and I got the bitch pregnant.
The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.
Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.
Wonking by MegaTater June 29, 2019