Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.

Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.

Remember Your Wiring by nameless-002 July 1, 2022

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

jake wazz waring 

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.

Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.

jake wazz waring by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013

baby wiping 

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

baby wiping by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.

He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .

nuts in a wringer by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009