urban wiping 

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

urban wiping by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.

"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"

wiping white by RattyMcG January 29, 2008

Womping Out 

1) What hipsters do at electronic music festivals.

2) the headbang/steady hand motion done to the bass of dubstep, drum n bass or anything in between.

Man, dude... Every time I party with Mikey he's Womping Out to Dubstep and making electronic tracks on his macbook...

Womping Out by DatsWassUp July 7, 2011

Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

wiping back to front 

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

wiping back to front by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

Garbage Wiping 

The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.

Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!

Garbage Wiping by rieyin March 8, 2010

Womping 

The act of dancing to dub-step music.

Dude I feel horrible today...way too much womping last night at that Ghostland concert!

Womping by Schlutty April 21, 2011