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Teh dual wielding 

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".
Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*
Teh dual wielding by KingNothing September 21, 2005

Dual - Wielding 

this is mostly done by black people. it is the act of having 2 phones; one for texting which is usually a t-mobile sidekick and the other is usually a nextel or sprint
hey, john that guy over there is dual - wielding. you can see the sidekick case and he is talkin on the phone.

dual wielding 

Giving hand jobs to two people at once
Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?
dual wielding by King Byron February 21, 2010

weirding out on someone 

Weird being an "Adjective" weirding out menas "when a person acts more weird or stranger then usual and opting to leave a job he/she was suppose to do or quit something before even getting half way through without a good cause or any explainations.
Joe: I have to order take out because we have no food in the house.
Mary: But, I thought Ted was shopping this week....
Joe: yes. But he weirded out on me at the last moment.

2. weirding out on someone should be punishable!

weirding 

You're WEIRDING me! - similar to you make me feel weird.
You're WEIRDING me
..and I don't like it. I t makes my feet go numb!
weirding by Autodidact CaliGirl December 22, 2018

dual wielding 

masturbation for a man with two penises
He's dual wielding those pistols again.
dual wielding by varmitmtu November 10, 2008