Wall Welder 

An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.

“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”

Wall Welder by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021

pipe welder 

Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans

Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

Cdp 11 10 90

pipe welder by Bad mf November 7, 2013

welmed 

In between overwelmed and underwelmed

Robin: you're overwelmed, freeze is underwelmed. Why isn't anyone just welmed

welmed by Aceybaby May 1, 2015

welder's bench 

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

Welder 

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

Welder by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

weeded 

syn.for being "in the weeds" (waiter/server)

"dude can you stop seating me can't you see i'm weeded"

weeded by Upgrayedd March 7, 2007

butt-welder 

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

butt-welder by joelh January 12, 2008