Media Wankfest 

An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.

Media Wankfest: 'Wayne Rooney smokes a cigarette' - Front page headline for 436 newspapers.

Media Wankfest by SoloKong June 12, 2011

sexual wankfest 

A kind of porn that is so appealing, that you will ejaculate rivers watching it.

That Kim K tape was a fucking sexual wankfest; I just couldn't stop myself from enjoying it.

sexual wankfest by LytHeaded June 10, 2017

Wankest 

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

Wankest by the anunciator December 10, 2003

wankiest 

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

wankiest by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wangfest 

A gathering concerning or involving wangs...
pl. Wangfestivities
An insulting reference to an activity

Stop these wangfestivities you willy munchers.

wangfest by Trey November 13, 2004