Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

volume officer 

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

volume officer by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

Volume Chumping 

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

Volume Chumping by Snocap November 16, 2006

volume ADD 

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

volume ADD by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 25, 2009

volume nazi 

A person who insists that the volumn is too loud . Usually the above posseses the remote control . Also playing with the mute button to talk while a show is on.

Turn up the tv show you fuckin volume nazi. And shut the fuck up for a little while

volume nazi by sasquatch luke April 4, 2007

Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.

Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!

Volume Control by LoRes September 30, 2008

volume dj 

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

volume dj by Keael May 18, 2006