Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

Vinyl skipped a groove by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

Vinyl Scratch 

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.

Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...

Vinyl Scratch by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

So lana del rey vinyl 

The sentence, "So lana del rey vinyl," Is a term inherited from Tiktok. Lana del rey, American singer-songwriter since 2005, The sentence "So lana del rey vinyl" is commonly used on Tiktok or Twitter (X) franchises, such as social media, when a video or post is "giving" or relating to lana del rey. This can also be used as a joke, which is more common.

*A post of a woman in Cherry dress drinking dr pepper*
Comment: That's so lana del rey vinyl!

So lana del rey vinyl by Flopussy Commander September 2, 2023

slice vinyl 

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.

I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...

slice vinyl by SEM; June 2, 2007

Cut some vinyl 

To have an elaborate sexcapade or womp womp with another.

Hey Edgar, lets cut some vinyl today... Im feeling frisky.

Cut some vinyl by Balaze December 8, 2020

scratch the vinyl 

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

scratch the vinyl by timingway August 11, 2014

Vinal Shah

Verb - to rate ones self above all else in the universe. This action is not applicable to Ronaldo , Ghandi or Michael Jackson.

Check out that guy over there he is pulling a Vinal Shah.

Opposite - Michael Jackson is unshahable.

Vinal Shah by Szcz1633 March 30, 2009