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Vampirate 

A Vampirate is a thing which is Pirate AND Vampire

It is also a fictional creature from the series Vampirates.
A man or woman who has died (or crossed as they say it) is brought back to life (or sired) by another vampire becomes one.
They are Vampirates when they join the vampirate ship which is led by the vampirate captain.
"and his eyes never meet the light"
"Our ways are strange here, you'll have to get used to them"
"I'm so hungry, It's feast night tonight"
"Your blood tastes nice by the way"
"She's been rescued by the vampirate ship!"
Vampirate by Ruqayyah December 9, 2008
Very similar to being vaporized, but much more painful. The resulting particles are also smaller than the particles left behind from vaporization.
"Did you just see that!? That monster vaporated Melvin! All that's left is a cloud of dust... Man, sucks to be him."
vaporated by Andrew Morgan September 1, 2005

Vampyre twat

When being fellated in a 69 position u bite into the inner thigh till it bleeds and drain the life blood of ur victim
the other night i was involved in a vampyre twat with kirsty. nearly died!
Vampyre twat by Timm Murray October 9, 2006

torina vampyre 

torina vampyre: n. One of three classes of nahualistic vampyres: energy, resources, soul. Torina vampyres feed primarily on the soul--most dangerous class--but additionally sometimes can secondarily feed on all three.

Extremely Dangerous: 1) they are humans in form; 2) they are narcissistic sociopaths or psychopaths who learned to wear a mask; 3) only their victims see them w/o the mask; 4) generally, they are ever rising in society to greater heights.

First, they groom a victim. Generally, this is someone with limited social connections and resources, has low self-esteem or is naïve, is loving and kind, emotional, a friend to all, even virtuous DELICIOUS!, easy to manipulate. Next, smear campaigns are deployed to drive wedges between the target and their social network. These smear campaigns may be pure torina in the sense that the torina vampyre is accusing the target either of what the vampyre has done or is getting ready to do--inoculating the vampyre preemptively from investigations. Then begins gaslighting and other actual feeding. For an understanding of feeding, see: narcissists, narcissistic sociopaths, smear campaigns, torina, flying monkeys.

torina vampyrism: v. An act or instance of vampyrism by a torina vampyre.

Also: torina vampire.
A: "A vampire?!? Jill works in Human Resources and I see her in church every Sunday! She is one of the nicest people I know!!"
B: "You are part of her base...which says a lot about you. She does not feed on her base. Woe to you if you ever are an outsider, though. You will see that she is a monster...a torina vampyre...but she will convince everyone with her lies, that *you* are the monster."

He knew what he needed to do: torina vampyrism would transmute his dark and unquenchable hunger into what the sheeple would perceive as..."justice." He would be their hero, doing the Lord's work, while feeding on a virtuous person.
Thought by many (Morons) to be a 'cooler' way of spelling Vampire, this is not the case a 'Vampyre' is actually a mortal Vampire.
She was a Vampyre, a mortal Vampire.
Vampyre by lordpestilence February 18, 2005

vamperbate 

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"
"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"
vamperbate by winstongoondog December 9, 2009